Rex Sun

1. Leave a comment to this post, specifically saying that you would like a letter.
2. I will give you a letter.
3. Post the names of five fictional characters whose names begin with that letter, and your thoughts on each. The characters can be from books, movies, or TV shows.

shirogiku gave me an "A", and I think I know why. I was so tempted to deny her just to be a buttface

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Oh my god I am so sleepy. I dunno how much sense this made towards the end. ZZZZZ

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Title: Leave 'Em Hanging
Rating: A light PG-13, I guess, because I think there's some swearing and something about a butt getting pinched.
Fandom: Hikaru no Go + Gravitation crossover
Characters: Touya Akira, Shindo Hikaru, Shindo Shuichi, Yuki Eiri, Seguchi Touma. Fujisaki Suguru and Nakano Hiroshi are there except it's Akira's POV so of course they are hardly even mentioned and definitely not named.
Summary: Hikaru dumps Akira at a pop star's party. Damn him.

Notes: So for my birthday, elarielf asked me what I wanted. I came up with "a short HikaGo fic, in which Akira makes an unexpected new friend". Or something like that, hell if I remember. And so she wrote me THIS which I adored. And at the end she mentions that she ALMOST wrote a Gravitation crossover. And, well, if she didn't, of course I had to. SO HERE'S THE CRACK, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

**note: obviously, Shuichi says "OH-KEI" and "GEI" in that kinda-English thing Japanese does sometimes. Because it's hilarious. 

...also, this may or may not be continued one day. I challenge someone else to do it.

It is three, nearly four in the morning. I am clinging to uh wakefulness? Yeah wakefulness. And and
Uh.....

But I just-- before I fell asleep again-- I can't fall asleep before posting this or I'll forget

I just had a dream that yinake wrote a fanfiction that Lelouch was actually a lady, but he also had a beard. The first chapter was him having an epic foot race with Schneizel. Lelouch was narrating the idea that "Common tactics of racing would indicate that I should be watching where I was going, but I was confident enough in the course. More important was to catch my brother's eye, but he had been careful to avoid it all evening."

I uh think Lelouch lost the race. Ahem. Bearded enough to start a race, but too lady to finish it.

Then Lelouch went back to his evil lair and started torturing the pizza dude. And he was gonna fuck his brains out (as a punishment?!) while uh, apparently, thinking of Nunally the entire time, except Nunally was a suuuuuper old lady

okay I finally have the presence of mind to start laughing

Anyway, Lelouch the bearded lady was about to fuck the pizza boy for the sake of his old lady little sister, but then Gai and Lee, characters from Naruto, showed up and were like, "Unhand him you fiend! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!"

And Lelouch was like, "Shit, ninjas!" and while straddling the lap of his poor victim, leaned over and pressed the intercom on his desk. "Sayoko, could you come in here please?"

Then it ended on that cliffhanger. The reviews for this fanfic were overwhelmingly positive. Many people remarked how deep and thoughtful it was. "How culturally sensitive! To make a lady have a beard!"

But I thought it was kind of shitty. Sorry, Yina.

THE MOTHERFUCKING END ZZZZZ

EDIT:: also, look at my ducking Ougi icon-- yes ducking, thanks autocorrect-- my ducking Ougi icon. Look at people coming to him like he's the boss. Because guess what. HE SHIT TITS IS, GODDAMMIT

Oh god fuck I need to get off the Internet immediately

IMMEDIATELY

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1. I have been writing more lately. Except that I keep skipping from project to project and so there isn't much to show for it.
2. I said that Naruto didn't make me cry. The latest chapter proved me WRONG WRONG WRONG. Even though the translation I read was clunky as hell. I bawled.
3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELARIELF.

re: #3:  Here is a teensy little snippet of the fic Elarielf wanted for her birthday: spectrums.
--> 3.A. It's long so I didn't get the entire fic done in time.
--> 3.B. So far it is a lot less porny than the rest of the series, and so this blurb at least is posted here.
--> 3.C. I'm considering editting the porn out of WHITE! and combining it with spectrums. and posting the whole thing as an extremely long oneshot on this, my main journal.

re: #3.C.: There are a few problems with this.
--> C.I. Is it really an Incubus story without the porn?
--> C.II. Does it really work as a oneshot if the beginning of the story is WHITE!'s beginning?
--> C.III. Should I be spending so much time on a piece that would work better as porn anyway?


...and now, without further ado-- and sorry for taking up your time-- here is the snippet, which is so not worth all the blabbering you just had to read:

I cannot quit being obnoxious lately, guys
And uh, I've gotten lazy about writing
So to kick start my ass up
I ganked Snowdevil's meme

Yatta~~~

Pick two fandoms from the list I'm going to give you below, and I will write a short (or longish, depending on how inspired I am) scene of either a crossover between them or a fusion version. If you have a preference, either for characters involved or for whether it's a crossover or a fusion, feel free to tell me.

Special note: If an item is marked with an asterisk (*), please do not mix it with another asterisked item. These are series I haven't seen in a while or am not completely familiar or comfortable. I can't really mix two series in which I am on shaky grounds.

Fandoms you can choose from:
Hikaru no Go
Code Geass
Tiger & Bunny
Harry Potter
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Naruto
*Yu Yu Hakusho
*Samurai Champloo
FLCL
Trigun
*Cowboy Bebop
.hack//SIGN
*Avatar: The Last Airbender
Pokemon
*Spirited Away (movie)
Star Trek: The Next Generation
*Loveless
Gravitation
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Rurouni Kenshin
Digimon
Maria-sama ga Miteru (shoujo-ai schoolgirls... just putting that out there.)
Maria Holic (unrelated to above. A lesbian in an all-girls' school finds one of the girls is actually a boy. Just... Really, I'm just... Putting the premise out there. Innocently.)

1. I am really impressed, Snowdevil, that your list was alphabetical. Like, really. This is magic.
2. I have just realized that I have overrun my girly fandom quota. For shame.

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Title: As Virtuous Men Pass Mildly Away
Rating: PG-13 for death themes and coarse language
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Characters: Edward Elric, mostly, with a lot of Roy Mustang and a smidgeon of Winry Elric and Alphonse Elric.
Summary: "Thy firmness makes my circle just, And makes me end where I begun." // Edward Elric refuses to die. [Post-series.]

Notes: Recommended side materials: (poem) A Valediction Forbidding Mourning by John Donne; (song) I'll Follow You Into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie (I prefer the youtube user cover by katethegreat19, but that's just me.)

Title: Stitches
Rating: Light R
Fandom: Tiger & Bunny
Characters: Tomoe Kaburagi and Kotetsu Kaburagi
Summary: Tomoe pieces it together in clothes and clocks.

Notes: HAPPY somewhat belated BIRTHDAY, HEDO-CHAN!!! I hope you like it even though I decided against the cross dressing scene.

*

( And that was how she roped herself into being Kotetsu's fan. Of course, it would have happened anyway. )