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Mar. 11th, 2012 04:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rex_sunIt is three, nearly four in the morning. I am clinging to uh wakefulness? Yeah wakefulness. And and
Uh.....
But I just-- before I fell asleep again-- I can't fall asleep before posting this or I'll forget
I just had a dream that ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
yinake wrote a fanfiction that Lelouch was actually a lady, but he also had a beard. The first chapter was him having an epic foot race with Schneizel. Lelouch was narrating the idea that "Common tactics of racing would indicate that I should be watching where I was going, but I was confident enough in the course. More important was to catch my brother's eye, but he had been careful to avoid it all evening."
I uh think Lelouch lost the race. Ahem. Bearded enough to start a race, but too lady to finish it.
Then Lelouch went back to his evil lair and started torturing the pizza dude. And he was gonna fuck his brains out (as a punishment?!) while uh, apparently, thinking of Nunally the entire time, except Nunally was a suuuuuper old lady
okay I finally have the presence of mind to start laughing
Anyway, Lelouch the bearded lady was about to fuck the pizza boy for the sake of his old lady little sister, but then Gai and Lee, characters from Naruto, showed up and were like, "Unhand him you fiend! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!"
And Lelouch was like, "Shit, ninjas!" and while straddling the lap of his poor victim, leaned over and pressed the intercom on his desk. "Sayoko, could you come in here please?"
Then it ended on that cliffhanger. The reviews for this fanfic were overwhelmingly positive. Many people remarked how deep and thoughtful it was. "How culturally sensitive! To make a lady have a beard!"
But I thought it was kind of shitty. Sorry, Yina.
THE MOTHERFUCKING END ZZZZZ
EDIT:: also, look at my ducking Ougi icon-- yes ducking, thanks autocorrect-- my ducking Ougi icon. Look at people coming to him like he's the boss. Because guess what. HE SHIT TITS IS, GODDAMMIT
Oh god fuck I need to get off the Internet immediately
IMMEDIATELY
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Date: 2012-03-11 10:06 pm (UTC)Re: cute icon
Date: 2012-03-11 10:41 pm (UTC)He is one frightening motherfucker.
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Date: 2012-03-11 10:46 pm (UTC)Re: cute icon
Date: 2012-03-11 10:51 pm (UTC)Well he did not show up in this one... Or if he did, he wasn't a big part and so I don't remember him. But I wasn't really in the dream either, much, the dream was mostly like watching a really cracked up episode of Code Geass, except at the very beginnings and end I knew I was reading Yina's fanfiction.
But after I fell asleep again, I did have another dream. In this one, I was running from the law as a man-beast type thing. I was flying in the sky and the police officer, whose face I cannot remember, transformed into a lion to chase after me. I would not put it past Kamon that the officer was him. I got the feeling that the cop was corrupt.
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Date: 2012-03-11 10:55 pm (UTC)You have most interesting dreams :D
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Date: 2012-03-11 11:05 pm (UTC)My dreams are fucking crazy, yeah. Once, I dreamed I was a Chinese dragon. I flew through the fields and killed everyone I knew and loved. Then I came upon a mountain, flew up it, and then into a cave. Halfway through the mountain there was Kamon, and he was laughing at me, and he was splattered with blood.
God he is scary as shit.
I tried to tell my grandma about it the next day, but as soon as I said "I had a dream... I was a dragon." --she gasped and dropped a plate and dragged me downstairs. She kept shoving a picture of a Chinese dragon under my nose, going "This dragon? This dragon? This dragon come see you in dream?" -- "Y-yeah, grandma, that one..."
And she got sooooo excited because apparently that means I am going to be wildly successful in life, and she was so happy for me. I couldn't tell her the truth. I said I had just circled around a mountain, protecting treasure the whole dream.
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Date: 2012-03-11 10:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-11 10:42 pm (UTC)I bet I was more out of it when I wrote this than you were when you left that comment.
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Date: 2012-03-11 11:00 pm (UTC)Then I was, like, oh wait she has a literal beard. I feel stupid.
I have to admit that I wish I had Code Geass dreams. But I hardly ever remember my dreams, and when I do it's stupid shit like OH NO I FORGOT ABOUT AN EXAM I FAILED A CLASS sajdsjalkd.
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Date: 2012-03-11 11:08 pm (UTC)I was not aware of that term. So yeah, literally a beard. Just imagine it. Luluko... With a beard to her chest. Running. Running in a race against Schneizel.
My dreams are always insane. I am sad to be growing up because I don't remember them as often. But I still remember a good few, enough to make interesting stories.
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Date: 2012-03-11 11:20 pm (UTC)I wounder what Lelouch would like with a beard as a guy. I wonder if he would be hairy in general if he was a real person. I always found it weird that guys in anime don't have body hair unless they're being portrayed as middle-aged or ugly.
/random tangent
You're lucky to remember your dreams. The one dream I remember was when I was three, and it was very creepy. In hindsight, it's silly now, but I couldn't sleep very well for a long time.
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Date: 2012-03-11 11:42 pm (UTC)--> 109 % trufax.
I think Lelouch would be fairly smooth. When crossdressing in the picture dramas, the girls say he looks better than them or something. Then when he is in that belly dancer outfit he apparently passes until he opens his mouth. So, yeah, I'm thinkin' baby-face'd.
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Date: 2012-03-12 06:28 pm (UTC)I wanted to say that drawing and animating beards is extra work, but idk. I know a few nice-looking characters with goatees, but never proper beards.
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Date: 2012-03-12 06:58 pm (UTC)Re: /butting in re:beards
Date: 2012-03-12 07:10 pm (UTC)I present you Uncle Oscar from Pandora Hearts. He's supposedly a playboy
Re: /butting in re:beards
Date: 2012-03-12 07:13 pm (UTC)Holy toledo he looks just like Hohenheim! Creepy!
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Date: 2012-03-12 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-12 01:59 pm (UTC)I think the most unbelievable part of it is Lelouch agreeing to run a race.
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Date: 2012-03-12 07:03 pm (UTC)