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[rex_sun]

It is three, nearly four in the morning. I am clinging to uh wakefulness? Yeah wakefulness. And and
Uh.....

But I just-- before I fell asleep again-- I can't fall asleep before posting this or I'll forget

I just had a dream that yinake wrote a fanfiction that Lelouch was actually a lady, but he also had a beard. The first chapter was him having an epic foot race with Schneizel. Lelouch was narrating the idea that "Common tactics of racing would indicate that I should be watching where I was going, but I was confident enough in the course. More important was to catch my brother's eye, but he had been careful to avoid it all evening."

I uh think Lelouch lost the race. Ahem. Bearded enough to start a race, but too lady to finish it.

Then Lelouch went back to his evil lair and started torturing the pizza dude. And he was gonna fuck his brains out (as a punishment?!) while uh, apparently, thinking of Nunally the entire time, except Nunally was a suuuuuper old lady

okay I finally have the presence of mind to start laughing

Anyway, Lelouch the bearded lady was about to fuck the pizza boy for the sake of his old lady little sister, but then Gai and Lee, characters from Naruto, showed up and were like, "Unhand him you fiend! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!"

And Lelouch was like, "Shit, ninjas!" and while straddling the lap of his poor victim, leaned over and pressed the intercom on his desk. "Sayoko, could you come in here please?"

Then it ended on that cliffhanger. The reviews for this fanfic were overwhelmingly positive. Many people remarked how deep and thoughtful it was. "How culturally sensitive! To make a lady have a beard!"

But I thought it was kind of shitty. Sorry, Yina.

THE MOTHERFUCKING END ZZZZZ

EDIT:: also, look at my ducking Ougi icon-- yes ducking, thanks autocorrect-- my ducking Ougi icon. Look at people coming to him like he's the boss. Because guess what. HE SHIT TITS IS, GODDAMMIT

Oh god fuck I need to get off the Internet immediately

IMMEDIATELY

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Comments

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[shirogiku.livejournal.com]

What does your dream guide have to say about this? I feel like this dream deserves a running commentary.

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[rex-sun.livejournal.com]

...have I ever told you about the entity that I believe is my dream guide?

He is one frightening motherfucker.

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[shirogiku.livejournal.com]

yeah, well, you mentioned him in your lj posts.

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[rex-sun.livejournal.com]

I did???? I do not recall this. Damn, now you are going to make me search through all my posts to see where I mentioned Kamon.

Well he did not show up in this one... Or if he did, he wasn't a big part and so I don't remember him. But I wasn't really in the dream either, much, the dream was mostly like watching a really cracked up episode of Code Geass, except at the very beginnings and end I knew I was reading Yina's fanfiction.

But after I fell asleep again, I did have another dream. In this one, I was running from the law as a man-beast type thing. I was flying in the sky and the police officer, whose face I cannot remember, transformed into a lion to chase after me. I would not put it past Kamon that the officer was him. I got the feeling that the cop was corrupt.

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[shirogiku.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, good luck with that:p

You have most interesting dreams :D

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[rex-sun.livejournal.com]

Lol found it. Like a boss. I guess I just didn't realize you had read that post.

My dreams are fucking crazy, yeah. Once, I dreamed I was a Chinese dragon. I flew through the fields and killed everyone I knew and loved. Then I came upon a mountain, flew up it, and then into a cave. Halfway through the mountain there was Kamon, and he was laughing at me, and he was splattered with blood.

God he is scary as shit.

I tried to tell my grandma about it the next day, but as soon as I said "I had a dream... I was a dragon." --she gasped and dropped a plate and dragged me downstairs. She kept shoving a picture of a Chinese dragon under my nose, going "This dragon? This dragon? This dragon come see you in dream?" -- "Y-yeah, grandma, that one..."

And she got sooooo excited because apparently that means I am going to be wildly successful in life, and she was so happy for me. I couldn't tell her the truth. I said I had just circled around a mountain, protecting treasure the whole dream.