Response to a review from Genericrandom on FFnet's version of Decayed

Y'all know me, I like it when folks whip me into shape. Ow! Feel free, f-list, to ignore this post entirely. I am inviting a certain reviewer to speak with me. I hope this person comes, really, and I also hope this person is not scared off by the tl;dr. But if any of y'all would like to register your two cents, please, feel free to jump right in. (:

I received this review on FFnet for Decayed:


( What follows is the review, and an extremely long point by point response, in which I speak directly to the reviewer. Read if you've got time on your hands, I suppose. )