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It is three, nearly four in the morning. I am clinging to uh wakefulness? Yeah wakefulness. And and
Uh.....

But I just-- before I fell asleep again-- I can't fall asleep before posting this or I'll forget

I just had a dream that yinake wrote a fanfiction that Lelouch was actually a lady, but he also had a beard. The first chapter was him having an epic foot race with Schneizel. Lelouch was narrating the idea that "Common tactics of racing would indicate that I should be watching where I was going, but I was confident enough in the course. More important was to catch my brother's eye, but he had been careful to avoid it all evening."

I uh think Lelouch lost the race. Ahem. Bearded enough to start a race, but too lady to finish it.

Then Lelouch went back to his evil lair and started torturing the pizza dude. And he was gonna fuck his brains out (as a punishment?!) while uh, apparently, thinking of Nunally the entire time, except Nunally was a suuuuuper old lady

okay I finally have the presence of mind to start laughing

Anyway, Lelouch the bearded lady was about to fuck the pizza boy for the sake of his old lady little sister, but then Gai and Lee, characters from Naruto, showed up and were like, "Unhand him you fiend! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!"

And Lelouch was like, "Shit, ninjas!" and while straddling the lap of his poor victim, leaned over and pressed the intercom on his desk. "Sayoko, could you come in here please?"

Then it ended on that cliffhanger. The reviews for this fanfic were overwhelmingly positive. Many people remarked how deep and thoughtful it was. "How culturally sensitive! To make a lady have a beard!"

But I thought it was kind of shitty. Sorry, Yina.

THE MOTHERFUCKING END ZZZZZ

EDIT:: also, look at my ducking Ougi icon-- yes ducking, thanks autocorrect-- my ducking Ougi icon. Look at people coming to him like he's the boss. Because guess what. HE SHIT TITS IS, GODDAMMIT

Oh god fuck I need to get off the Internet immediately

IMMEDIATELY

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