Oh wow, this is shaping up to be fantastic. I'm amused that it's sort of a serious take on a crack idea. I love the whole "they were married" bit too. Also you got Keith right, and if you get Keith right I'm probably gonna enjoy the story regardless. (Just a heads up - I'd say there's between six and a dozen spelling errors here and there, so if you repost it anywhere you should comb it over. I can probably find most of them again if you ask.)